Most Humorous

Operations Manager Chris Holman reads Chris Kassel

Wine (you are a firm believer),
Exists to be a stress reliever.
You scrawl all day; what soothes your head
Better than a vintage red?

Or white or pink, it hardly matters;
It’s thread to mend a mind in tatters,
Asking why words spelled like ‘banal’
Can’t be rhymed with words like ‘canal’
(Okay, the thought is somewhat anal)

So why a writing contest offered
By a vintner can’t be proffered
By rhymey wine instead of one who
Twists the tongue like Gundlach Bundschu?

Such exercises should be fun, true;
But finding rhymes for Gundlach Bundschu?
You’d rather face a knot that’s Gordian
Or learn to play the damned accordian.

Cheer up! You don’t need Aristotle
To rhyme the name that’s on the bottle.
You need a break: Once done with lunch you
Will find your rhyme for Gundlach Bundschu.